Welcome to my depository of any gems the internet may have spat out My Twitter PageContact Me Tumblr (3.0; @uros)http://uros.tumblr.com/<a href="http://paulgraham.com/apple.html">Apple's Mistake</a>: <p>Great piece by Paul Graham.</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/250540544http://uros.tumblr.com/post/250540544Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:29:55 -0500<a href="http://easiertounderstandthanwave.com/">Things That Are Easier To Understand Than Google Wave</a>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/248112166http://uros.tumblr.com/post/248112166Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:20:48 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HaZOXF83zBg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HaZOXF83zBg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Betty Boop — Minnie the Moocher (This is pretty damn surreal)</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/246967557http://uros.tumblr.com/post/246967557Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:34:12 -0500<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="245" id="orn_player" align="middle"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/radionews/player/player.swf?soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etheonion%2Ecom%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fradionews%2FFire%2DHot%2Emp3&title=Fire%20Hot&date=Tue%2C%20Nov%2010%202009&slug=fire%5Fhot%5F0&autostart=no" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/radionews/player/player.swf?soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etheonion%2Ecom%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fradionews%2FFire%2DHot%2Emp3&title=Fire%20Hot&date=Tue%2C%20Nov%2010%202009&slug=fire%5Fhot%5F0&autostart=no" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="245" name="player" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ow.ly/160Sc0">Fire Hot | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source</a></p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/246922214http://uros.tumblr.com/post/246922214Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:42:42 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D07IvaECHjk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D07IvaECHjk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Stephen Fry: “Twillionth”</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/245623016http://uros.tumblr.com/post/245623016Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:40:51 -0500<p>from <a href="http://hbfs.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/nonce-and-other-frobnulated-words/#more-1527">Nonce and other Frobnulated Words «  Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger</a> :</p> <blockquote> <b>Expygeous, ·ly</b>. From <i>ex</i> from, out of, and <i>pyge</i>, Greek for butt. Replaces advantageously “out of one’s butt” in polite conversation. <i>The constants in this equation have been chosen quite expygeously.</i> In verb form, it becomes <b>expygiate</b>. <i>He keeps expygiating answers</i> </blockquote> <blockquote> <b>capilotomy, ·omania</b>. The action (or habit) of splitting hairs whenever possible. <i>No, that’s not Frobnisher 4.2, it’s 4.2.012a.</i> (In French, the word would be <i>tétracapilotomomanie</i>, as the expression is “cut hairs in four”)</blockquote> <blockquote> <b>technoodle</b>. Someone devoid of technological acumen (in French, <i>technouille</i> sounds just as funny). <i>Oh, that .exe file? I erased it, it was full of random characters when I looked at the contents. You know, with ‘type’.</i> </blockquote>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/242226985http://uros.tumblr.com/post/242226985Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:50:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z4iVAcYyWN0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z4iVAcYyWN0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Sawing Teller in half.</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/241988005http://uros.tumblr.com/post/241988005Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:32:39 -0500<iframe style="overflow: hidden; border: 0; width: 400px; height: 255px" src="http://stagevu.com/embed?width=500&height=263&background=000&uid=jilnvoxtcalf" scrolling="no"></iframe><br/><br/><p><b>Orgazmo</b>—You’re statistically unlikely to have seen this movie (And you have DivX Web Player, right?)</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/240964529http://uros.tumblr.com/post/240964529Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:24:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bdY7Adc1LRM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bdY7Adc1LRM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Snuggie Spin-Offs</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232393938http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232393938Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:44:54 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fyZy7mqlBSc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fyZy7mqlBSc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Pony Hole</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232391705http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232391705Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:42:25 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nBtJn0tEnXo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nBtJn0tEnXo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>What animal would you…</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232391338http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232391338Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:41:58 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBqMqtuCeZ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBqMqtuCeZ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Dangerous Condom Applicator</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232389182http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232389182Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:39:39 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GbjDKXaN-Yw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GbjDKXaN-Yw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Sims Horror Movie</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232388482http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232388482Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:38:52 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m6djQHeqMwQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m6djQHeqMwQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Font Fight (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/collegehumor">collegehumor</a>)</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232387340http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232387340Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:37:38 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danmeth.com/post/213808236/googlestreetviewguys">danmeth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>Google Street View Guys</b><br/>A new College Humor cartoon! Ever wonder what it’s like for the dudes who have to drive those Google camera cars around? I think it’s a little something like this…<br/>Featuring the voices of <a href="http://danmeth.com/post/200968837/gabrusandderek">Jon Gabrus and Derek Nason</a>.<br/><br/>UPDATE: A guy named Ian from Bethesda, Maryland emailed me:<br/>“My house is the redbrick at 1:51.”</p></blockquote>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232163999http://uros.tumblr.com/post/232163999Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:13:26 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a45dXztokZM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a45dXztokZM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Chemical Party</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/231355461http://uros.tumblr.com/post/231355461Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:03:33 -0500<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="gtembed" width="400" height="326"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=58475" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><embed src="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=58475" swliveconnect="true" name="gtembed" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Omg. <b>Return Of Alice</b>. This is a surprise.</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/231150840http://uros.tumblr.com/post/231150840Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:13:00 -0500“I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.”<br/><br/> - <em>Ellen DeGeneres</em>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/229424615http://uros.tumblr.com/post/229424615Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:51:36 -0400<a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/10/20nissan.html">It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.</a>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/228387741http://uros.tumblr.com/post/228387741Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:27:52 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzygyXR8eUc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzygyXR8eUc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Pulp Fiction Audio Mix</p>http://uros.tumblr.com/post/226190493http://uros.tumblr.com/post/226190493Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:25:16 -0400